Unlike other people. I leave brushing my teeth as my last act instead of first. See, I find brushing my teeth so boring, so I wait till I've gotten ready and put on my contacts, and then brush them in front of the computer. This morning, after I was dressed, my makeup done and my contacts on, I began squeezing the tube of toothpaste onto my toothbrush.
Funny thing, I must've held the tube too close to the toothbrush, because when I move the tube away, it flicked against the bristles on my toothbrush, and flicked a clump of toothpaste straight into my eye. Yes, I had Aquafresh toothpaste in my eye. So I'm there debating what to do, trying to read the 'in case of emergency' text on the tube with one eye, and the whole time my eye is BURNING. Finally, I decide to flush out my eye with water (apparently that's the logical thing to do), so I very carefully and gingerly dab water on my eye (I'm trying not to mess up my mascara), and that water proceeds to liquidify that clump all over my eye AND cause my mascara to enter my eye.
Finally, 15 mins later (and many tears later), I sit down in front of my computer in my work clothes and start brushing my teeth. Only, I read an email that makes me excited and I forget that I'm brushing my teeth and so I open my mouth and cheer.
Toothpaste all over my work clothes...for the 5th day in a row. You'd think I'd learn.
After an especially hot and tiring yoga class today, my mum and I headed for the cafe nearby for dinner. There was a German group sitting near us, chatting away loudly, and my mum and I kept glancing at each other, silently signalling with our eyes that we found them very annoying. An American guy walks in with his DOG (hello, hygiene???) and sits with them and the talking gets even noisier.
So there I am, happily munching on my lasagna and stealing bites from my mum's pizza, trying to tune out their voices, when suddenly I hear this (I think the whole cafe heard it) in English:
(With a German accent)"So they told me to try on the clothes, but I say NO, I cannot wear it because I have big titties."
Oh my gosh...I nearly died from laughing.
People should learn not to talk so that the whole area code can hear them.
Surely one of you mums out there can teach me how to make pancakes! Aren't these a sorry mess?
"Eww, you're actually going to eat that?" said my younger brother when he saw that. I had three bites before I had to throw it away. Turns out when I was mixing the pancake mixture, I poured the milk too fast and much, so there were brilliant little lumps of flour.
You have GOT to check out this site: Cooking4Lucy.
The owner of that site has several recipes for his pet hamster. See that tiny hamburger that he made for his hamster up there? He made it from an apple corer!!! Isn't that so great? Now I personally would not be bothered, but I think it's so great that he loves his hamster Lucy so much to go through all the trouble to make little cute meals for her. If you check out that site, he even makes a plant for her little cage!
The Girl
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